February 2011
On Valentine's Day:
zzz0nked-:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
m0rbidlyobesealbert-:
When someone follows you on Tumblr:
When someone follows you in real life:
When you discover an awesome tumblr
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages:
Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
He's back!
Thank you guys for your prayers, my dad got back today (safely) from Saudi Arabia.
<3
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
When everyone looks at you funny because you can’t wear a shirt because your too sexy for it.
January 2011
“I’m an optimist. Instead of thinking of my broken wristwatch as broken, I’m...”
– (via shitmydaddoesntsay)
“If you fuck with me while I’m sleepin’, I will go juggernauts on...”
– LuanLegacy
“The answer to weight loss: eat less, move more.”
– LuanLegcay
imdr0wning asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=homZ0HSO0as
omgomgomgomg<3
omgomgomgomg<3
youhatethatguy:
I hate that guy who gives you a crazy gangster handshake when you extend your hand for a simple handshake, and you have to awkwardly act like you know what your doing
Dave
Sometimes I hate being a girl.
Bras are so uncomfortable
We can’t be shirtless
Periods, cramps
Worrying about shit too much & our appearance
Make-up
Hair
Trying to fit in tight clothes
It takes forever to take a shower compared to guys
It takes forever to go to the bathroom compared to guys
& more
I wanna tell you I love you.
Because I think I do.
Because I know you like know one else does.
Because you know me like no one else would be able to.
Because everytime your hand touches mine, I automatically grasp it.
Because when your arms are around me, it feels like it’s supposed to be there. Like that’s its place.
Because everytime you look straight into my eyes I can’t help but smile.
Because I...
Day 19. Disrespecting your parents
is stupid.
Doesn’t get you anywhere.
Doesn’t make them feel good.
Doesn’t make you look cool.
Doesn’t attract anyone.
Doesn’t do any good for anyone.
And is against the fifth commandment.
So there it is.
Don’t do it.
