extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
Literally losing it. I miss having friends that cared. I hate half of my life right now, you have no idea.
how can you ask me to tell you what’s on my mind and then get annoyed because it’s not what you wanted to hear. how about you just be there for me because im clearly not happy, and tell me it’s okay instead? theres an idea.
Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though...– Glass Butterfly: How To Ruin Your Life (via electric-wish)
rionhunter: daddyfuckedme: Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck I’m one of those people that retell stories. So thank you.
drunktrophywife: if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback